death-by-lulz:

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swingsetindecember:

tennants-hair:

asgard’s next top model

if loki tripped into an asgardian garbage can, this would be mean girls

(Source: frekkenbok, via technicaldifficult)

crumblefinely:

I just want to be the best. I want to make everyone proud. I just want to have a purpose.

  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter
Check out my new running shoes liz surprised me with :)

Check out my new running shoes liz surprised me with :)

pinksextape:

Me

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via charlene-in-wonderland)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via charlene-in-wonderland)

yamsy:

misschrisdaae:

lesmisblog:

Just…
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3

This is actually used by real life pickpockets in France. These signs will be posted and when a tourist sees it, they generally will touch the spot where their valuables are, putting a big old target sign on that area. And then… the pickpockets strike.

wowie wow

yamsy:

misschrisdaae:

lesmisblog:

Just…

Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

It is like pure gold <3

This is actually used by real life pickpockets in France. These signs will be posted and when a tourist sees it, they generally will touch the spot where their valuables are, putting a big old target sign on that area. And then… the pickpockets strike.

wowie wow

(via 17aintsosweet)